I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater. - Demetri Martin
Listen to the beat of your soul ~Soul Eater - Atsushi Ohkubo
I am a miserable cook but an extremely talented eater. - Amy Tan