Listen: We are here to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.
My dear boy, your thinking has no structure, no foundation. You pick up your primary ideas from TV shows. You're like a fart in the bathtub. ['The Murder Room: The Heirs of Sherlock Holmes'] - Richard Walter
We’re naked under our clothes; we both know what it’s like to need to fart and hold it in, or not be able to get a hard-on, or worry that a bloke across the room might be looking at your bird and you might have to fight him but he looks well hard. - Russell Brand
every particle being connected with every other; you can't fart without changing the balance in the universe. It makes living a funny joke with nobody around to laugh. - Philip K. Dick
In the cosmos of time, there's not a cocksucker in this room who is more than a fart in the wind! - Daniel S. Peña
You failed -your fart was not silent, my nose heard it's deafening noise. - Aniekee Tochukwu Ezekiel