Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely. - Charles M. Schulz
Absence doesn't make the heart grow fonder. Absence makes the bloody penis wander. ~ Heartbreak's A Bitch! - S.M Phillips
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius
Excess makes the heart grow fonder... - John Balance