Absence doesn't make the heart grow fonder. Absence makes the bloody penis wander. ~ Heartbreak's A Bitch! - S.M Phillips
A recent survey of 2,000 male graduates of Harvard Business Schoolfound that penis length & IQ were equally good predictors of annualincome. -- from "Eugene - Greg Egan
Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani! - Michael Bassey Johnson
The critic is to art what the limp penis is to sex. - Steve Maraboli
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams
Assuming that all ‘unschooled’ people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money, or, that a vagina or a penis is the only source of an orgasm. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams
The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin McLaurin Williams
two Lesbian Agents with glazed faces of grafted penis flesh sat sipping spinal fluid through alabaster straws - William S Burroughs
Because I feel as if I let it down. As if it needed something from me, I was its only hope, and now that hope is gone.''What penis doesn’t try to make you feel that way? - R.J. Silver
A man’s bank balance is the new penis size. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody. - Florynce Kennedy
See the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams