Quotation Explorer - 'Pee'

As a young father it's important to remember that, when you're at the beach, there's a BIG difference between telling your five year old son to just go pee in the ocean and telling him to get in the water at least waist deep and then pee in the ocean. - Spuds Crawford
Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani! - Michael Bassey Johnson
You can take a dog outside, but you can't make it pee - Micah Amyx
Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink. - Charles Bukowski
A good book should make you laugh, cry or pee your pants. The best do all three! - G. Ernest Smith
There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. - Will Rogers
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