Quotation Explorer - 'Pants'

We rode in silence, I think all of us wondering what was behind the flowery wallpaper our perceptions had always pasted on the unknown. All the things the mind won't allow us to see, to protect our sanity, or our soul, or maybe just to keep the shit out of our pants. - David Wong
A person who publishes a book appears willfully in public eye with his pants down. - Edna St. Vincent Millay
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston S. Churchill
You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning. - Jon Stewart
How on earth did I get here, and where the hell are my pants? - John Nunley
The MistakeHe left his pants upon a chair:She was a widow, so she said:But he was apprehended, bare,By one who rose up from the dead. - Theodore Roethke
Every day in New York City is a test. Work hard and pass this test, you get a chocolate cookie. From a strange man on the subway. A man without pants. - Christy Hall
[D]ear...You just charmed the pants off her with that hunting trip! - Katie Crouch and Grady Hendrix, The White Glove War
You never know what you will find in your pants! - Ken Poirot
My pants are on fire! - John Ziegler
Color is powerful. It is almost physiologically impossible to be in a bad mood when you're wearing bright red pants. - Jessi Arrington
Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. - Diane Arbus
It doesn’t matter what you’ve got in your pants if there is nothing in your brain to connect it to. - Paul Joannides Psy.D.
What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool at all. I mean, I had a mullet and wore parachute pants for a long, long time, and I'm doin' okay. - Ellen DeGeneres
Anyway, there is one thing I have learned and that is not to dress uncomfortably, in styles which hurt: winklepicker shoes that cripple your feet and tight pants that squash your balls. Indian clothes are better. - George Harrison
A person who publishes a book willfully appears before the populace with his pants down. If it is a good book nothing can hurt him. If it is a bad book nothing can help him. - Edna St. Vincent Millay
I'm playing checkers while they're playing chessThey make the big moves that make me a little lessEven when I win and beat the pants off of the bestI'm still playing checkers while they're playing chess - Billy Joe Shaver
Love caught me with my pants down, watering skeleton flowers and humming the blues. - R.X. Bird
I wear the writer pants in the family. - Buffy Andrews
Didn't anyone tell you that size doesn't matter?""Yes, but I told him to put his pants back on and go home. - Christine Warren
Girls, now, they wear leggings. As pants. It's embarrassing. Just parading their coochies around town. - Stephanie Danler
Over time, I discovered that learning new things doesn't always liberate you. Instead it makes you wonder if your pants are on backward or if the trees are holding the sky up - it makes you question all of your assumptions and conventions. - Dee Williams
Lovers look in the pants, they look in the eyes. - M.F. Moonzajer
The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off.
When beholding the tranquil beauty and brilliancy of the ocean's skin, one forgets the tiger heart that pants beneath it; and would not willingly remember that this velvet paw but conceals a remorseless fang. - Herman Melville
I’m almost used to you showing up without shoes, but where the hell are your pants? - Dani Harper
I like being a woman in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants. - Whitney Houston
Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was. - D.J. MacHale
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants. - Walter Winchell
Humanity i love you because youare perpetually putting the secret oflife in your pants and forgettingit's there and sitting downon itand because you areforever making poems in the lapof death Humanityi hate you - E.E. Cummings
I write across several genres. I’m a slut for words. I can’t keep it in my literary pants. - Fierce Dolan
A good book should make you laugh, cry or pee your pants. The best do all three! - G. Ernest Smith
I've always found that a rather unfortunate quirk in our species. Everyone pants towards orgasm without pausing to realise that its merely a biological trap designed for the purpose of reproduction. What utter nonsense. - Elizabeth George
Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner
The reason I might forget something is because my mind is like a computer. I have so much useless stuff stored up in there, that when I forget to clean out my Mind's Cache, it has no room for new information. Like wearing pants! - James Hauenstein
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