Mom, I feel good. This dress makes me feel like someone I didn't know I could be. I've never owned anything like it. But if when you see this - when you see me- you think it's a pity, that it's a shame I didn't lose a few, then screw you, Mom. Try harder. - Julie Murphy
For crying out loud, absurd things can happen, none of us is spared. He reached out and gave her a soft pat on the back. So screw it, lovey. Enjoy every second you’ve got and stop moping around. - Intomesee - Maha Erwin
Give me the Black Death over a Victorian prude any day. At least the dying screw like it's their last day on earth."Paradise Lot: GoneGodsWorld - Episode 1 - R. E. Vance
The one thing you don't do is screw with me, or I'll make your life a living hell; and trust me I'll make sure you burn! - Anonymous
The only way to make a spoilt machine work again is to break it down, work on its inner system and fix it again. Screw out the bolts of your life, examine and work on yourself, fix your life again and get going. - Israelmore Ayivor
People are not measured by their accomplishments, but by how many times they screw up trying to achieve them. - James McGregor
Screw chocolate. A good steak is where it’s at. - A.D. Posey
Growing up I sometimes imagined that for Christ's return perhaps He would appear as 'Black Jesus' to white people and 'White Jesus' to black people just to screw with the racists. - Criss Jami
How could I feel something when... I always get screw up... good people get killed and bad people just make suicides. - Deyth Banger
[To a first-term congressman who wanted wanted excused from voting with the party to satisfy his biggest contributors:] Son, if you can't take their money, drink their whiskey, screw their women, and then vote against 'em, you don't deserve to be here.
General fiction is pretty much about ways that people get into problems and screw their lives up. Science fiction is about everything else. - Marvin Minsky
Screw technicolor, red, and foreign languages. I dream in status updates. - Fierce Dolan
I have to tell you, Arty, a screw up this early in the proceedings doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence. I hope you’re as clever as you keep telling everyone you are. I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared... - Eoin Colfer
Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani! - Michael Bassey Johnson
Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons: I've got em coz everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office. - Molly Ivins
Screw you, cowboy! she yelled after him, saying the word exactly as she had before. And that horse you rode in on.And—Whoops!—now everyone in the diner had turned to look at them.Zane turned around to her with amusement on his face. Very original, princess. - Kimberly Lewis
We need to accept that we won’t always make the right decisions, that we’ll screw up royally sometimes–understanding that failure is not the opposite of success, it’s part of success. - Arianna Huffington
Everyone helping out was supposed to make me feel better, but it actually made me feel more like a screw up. - Kathy Bryson, Fighting Mad
The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke. - Edwina Currie
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. - George Carlin
Screw friendship. I need more enemies. At least they admit they don't like you. - Manasa Rao Saarloos
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. - George Carlin
Oh, Oh my fucking mother she screw ups everything! - Deyth Banger
Screw you, I don't hate you I just don't find any good reason to like you. - Faith chrissabelle
Reality is what we tell to go screw itself every time we write or read a book, shoot or watch a movie. - Garrett Robinson
But screw your courage to the sticking-place, and we'll not fail. - William Shakespeare
Let's fall in love and screw up our lives even more? - Tamara Stamenkovic
In god's eyes we are fucking naked... did you know that??- God is fucked screw up person! - Deyth Banger
If your gonna screw up, do it while you're young. Older you get, the harder it is to bounce back. - Winston Groom
One chance, One life. Make it or screw it up, it's your choice. Don't wait to long or your time will be up. - Stephen Burt
Truth will screw with you every which way, before it lets you to be anywhere near itself. - Fakeer Ishavardas
The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want. - Patrick Swayze