It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year. - Truman Capote
You may not be the person with high IQ, but you can be the person with highest hard work. - Amit Kalantri
The problem with at-home IQ tests is that too many people wouldn't understand the results. Calling customer service is a bad sign. - Iimani David
A recent survey of 2,000 male graduates of Harvard Business Schoolfound that penis length & IQ were equally good predictors of annualincome. -- from "Eugene - Greg Egan
If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it.
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin
I once said Gazza's IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me: "What's an IQ?" - George Best
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions. - George Carlin
In my view, ideas and other intellectual productions are more interesting, more indicative of intelligence, and more productively debated than IQ alone. - Christopher Langan
I don't know, and have no intention of finding out. IQ is like dick size - if you have to measure, you're way too invested in it. And both are gauche to discuss in polite company. (Upon being asked his IQ on Quora) - Adrian Lamo
My mother belonged to that group of low IQ individuals who find everything alarming and believe that raising your voice is the most effective form of communication. - Annabelle R. Charbit
The average IQ in America is—and this can be proven mathematically—average. - P.J. O'Rourke
At best, IQ contributes about 20 percent to the factors that determine life success, which leaves 80 percent to other forces. - Lisa Lantieri