I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me arefurious! - Steven Wright
I have been thinking about what might happen if they installed clappers to turn on and off the lights in a concert hall. Maybe they could spare the cost of hiring some people for the next rock concert. - Linnea Gelland
And recently, we installed another word in its place which, to their minds, has a wholly positive connotation. We say ‘Gluttony’. They say ‘Consumerism’. - Geoffrey Wood
I'm tired of hearing so many lies, please someone would invent a chipset installed on my ear that would block lies! - Hamid Karima
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious! - Steven Wright
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. - Martin Mull