There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place - Carroll Bryant
Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate? - Robert Clark
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To masturbate is to imagine: physically. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana