Catholics have more extreme sex lives because they're taught that pleasure is bad for you. Who thinks it's normal to kneel down to a naked man who's nailed to a cross? It's like a bad leather bar. - John Waters
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood. - George Carlin
Life-changing gratitude does not fasten to a life unless nailed through with one very specific nail at a time. - Ann Voskamp
To paraphrase Paul, God often uses the cheesy to confound the sophisticated. He regularly honors those who are confused about his leading as if they have nailed it. - Mark Galli
She nailed it to the wall with her well-aimed dart, like a butterfly with no will whose sentence has always been written. - Gabriel García Márquez
What is not nailed down is mine. Anything that I can pry loose was not nailed down.
A long time ago, there was a man as misunderstood as we are and they nailed him to a fucking cross!