Oscar Wilde: "I wish I had said that." Whistler: "You will, Oscar; you will. - Oscar Wilde
Nothing would disgust me more, morally, than receiving an Oscar. - Luis Bunuel
I have some bad news. Bjork cannot be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her. - Jon Stewart
Never trust a person whose smile doesn't reach their eyes, chances are they do similar thing when they "cry" - Just be sure you have that OSCAR ready next time they do this - Paul Isaacs
Oscar Wilde may have quipped that one can never be overdressed or overeducated, but Wilde did not live in our era of overeducated baristas. - Usman W. Chohan
Why would I hate you?""Because I was being, as Oscar made a point of telling me later, the most unlikable version of myself - Meg Leger