Ask a woman if she’s ambitious and she’ll look at you as if you just asked whether she sticks pins in puppies for fun. Ask a woman if she’s competitive and she’ll look at you as if you suggested that she’s a hooker. - Gina Barreca
The day you start accepting that life is a bitch and laughing over it, is the day you won't seem to mind how many puppies she gives. - Manmeet Singh Narang
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies. - Gene Hill
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies. - Adrienne E. Gusoff
Hana: What on Earth is a 'barbeque'? Hel: A primitive tribal ritual featuring paper plates, elbows, flying insects, encrusted meat, hush puppies, and beer. Hana: I daren't ask what a 'hush puppy' is. Hel: Don't.
Songwriting is a bitch. And then it has puppies - Steven Tyler
Being clingy may work for puppies, but not for you. - Auliq Ice