You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants. - Eddie Izzard
Great restaurants are, of course, nothing but mouth-brothels. There is no point in going to them if one intends to keep one's belt buckled. - Frederic Raphael
I know for an absolute fact that if I ate a meal at one of Gordon Ramsay's restaurants, I would be able to taste his anger. - John Cheese
I live very normally, I go out with my friends, we go to the movies, I queue, we go to restaurants. - Catherine Deneuve
In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, ``Sorry, we're open.'' - Roseanne Barr
The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums. - Peter De Vries
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account. - Scott Adams