Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know. - Groucho Marx
"D'ya think the rain'll hurt the rhubarb?" "Not if it's in cans." "What, the rain, or the rhubarb?...