Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes. - John Mayer
Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips. - Charles Dickens
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know. - Groucho Marx