This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling. - H. L. Mencken
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain
Jiu Jitsu gives me an ideal to strive toward. Technical mastery lies on an infinite continuum and completion of this skill is impossible. Every time I train I have something that I can improve upon, and this will hold true for each and every training session that lies between me and my grave. - Chris Matakas
No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session. - Gideon J. (Gideon John) Tucker