Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton. - Wilson Mizner
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
The challenge for people today--and it is not and easy one--is to maintain high personal standards even while feeling that one is living in a moral sewer. - Nathaniel Branden
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks