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Couples tend to think that being single is always singular. Singles tend to believe that being a couple is always copulatory. - Raheel Farooq
we live in a world where singles are more sexual active than couples - Mohlalefi j motsima
Singles, fornicating is an internship for adultery. - Mark Driscoll
I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.