Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery. - Joan Rivers
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. - Rita Rudner
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Truth, like surgery, may hurt, but it cures. - Han Suyin
I've never had major knee surgery on any part of my body.
I got the bill foe my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
Break free from the binding robes of passion that feels like a lump in your heart, perform that surgery today, and you'll be set free forever. - Michael Bassey Johnson
I was thinking of how sometimes, trying to say the right thing to people, it's like some kind of brain surgery... - M.T Anderson
you cut me deep bitch,cut me like surgery. - Kanye West
said that Michael Jackson's memorial service was a variety show with a coffin, that MJ transformed himself through surgery and perhaps female hormones from a brown-skinned African American male to a chalk-faced androgynous ghoul with no clear sexual identity. - Chris Hedges
Remember, it is no sign of weakness or defeat that your manuscript ends up in need of major surgery. This is a common occurrence in all writing, and among the best writers. - William Strunk Jr.