I didn't just voluntarily quit the relationship, did i? I slept and snore, didn't i? And couldn't even remember when you strolled away. - Michael Bassey Johnson
No wonder Sleeping Beauty looked so good...she took long naps, never got old, and didn't have to do anything but snore to get her Prince Charming. - Olive Green
Take a good book to bed with you—books do not snore. - Thea Dorn
You were born to soar not to snore. - Rob Liano
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess