If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it could be a really ugly swan. - Timmothy Radman
Even the ugliest swan is still more beautiful than the loveliest crown on the fence, Anna thought - Jill Alexander Essbaum
I've developed into quite a swan. I'm one of those people that will probably look better and better as I get older - until I drop dead of beauty. - Rufus Wainwright