Quotation Explorer - 'Josh Stern'

It's always darkest before you're blinded by the light - Josh Stern
If America runs on Dunkin', do I detect a slight limp? - Josh Stern
Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window - Josh Stern
Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it in summer school - Josh Stern
Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco - Josh Stern
Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..." - Josh Stern
The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1 - Josh Stern
If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody - Josh Stern
Women, can't live with them, can't murder/suicide without them - Josh Stern
If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months - Josh Stern
Never send a Man in to do a Donkey's job - Josh Stern
When it comes to relationships, I find it best to have two feet out the door - Josh Stern
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