A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility. - Brooks Atkinson
In the old days feminists would mock women who depended so much on a man. Today if the man is the government, not so much. A man who opens the door for you is a Neanderthal; a bureaucrat who pays for your pills? A hero. - Greg Gutfeld
The bureaucrat is a man who administers things and people, and who relates himself to people as to things. - Erich Fromm
The brain is full of lonely ideas, begging you to make some sense of them, to recognize them as interesting. The lazy brain just files them away in old pigeonholes, like a bureaucrat who wants an easy life. The lively brain picks and chooses and creates new works of art out of ideas. - Theodore Zeldin
He was a bureaucrat, not a hitman, and most of the time that's what supervillainy looks like in real life. - Ben Dyer
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. - Milton Friedman