Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. - Dave Barry
This will never be a civilized country until we expend more money for books than we do for chewing gum. - Elbert Hubbard
The pale fabric of reality has so many hidden pockets that we can find some change in here somewhere - you just have to dig a little deeper to avoid the chewing gum and past mistakes. - Corey Taylor
Television: chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright
It's delicious,’ he announces, chewing my sandwich. 'I would like to stay here forever and die with you in my arms.' 'I don't know. I think it's too cold for forever,' I say, smiling. - Joanna Mazurkiewicz
There’s a song by Baz Luhrmann called Sunscreen. He says worrying about the future is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life will always be things that never crossed your worried mind - About Time
Women should not feel obliged towards any men for eternity. They earned this privilege by gathering berries, digging roots, picking wild rice, and chewing the skin to make it soft for 999 thousand years, while the men were having fun in the open chasing deer and fighting among themselves. - Vinko Vrbanic
She stops chewing and brings the chains on her wrist up to her nose and sniffs. She pulls away with a mild disgusted expression. "Definitely smells like a skank... - J.A. Redmerski
Lending war equipment is a good deal like lending chewing gum. You don't want it back. - Robert A. Taft
The Internet"not food for thought, just chewing gum put out by people who know the vocabulary of thought but not it's syntax - Michael Hecht
TV is chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Chocolate is an excellent flavor for ice cream but both unreasonable and disconcerting in chewing gum. - Fran Lebowitz
Chewing and barking do not make you a dog, you need the patience. - M.F. Moonzajer