If dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed? - Steven Wright
Good luck is just bad luck with its hair combed. - Stephen King
Seals do not sit about and tell, the way people do, and their lives are not eventful in the way people's are, lines of story combed again and again, in the hope that they will yield more sense with every stroke. - Margo Lanagan