Quotation Explorer - 'Dogbert'

Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemon, make lemonade." Dilbert: "But i'm allergic to citrus." Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, swell up and die." - Scott Adams
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto - Scott Adams
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