Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. - Carl Zwanzig
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.
You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape. - J. Richard Singleton
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.... - Carl Zwanzig