He was born an Englishman and remained one for years. - Brendan Behan
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable. - George Bernard Shaw
It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him. - George Bernard Shaw
An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before. - Mark Twain
Propose to any englishman any principle, or any instrument, however admirable, and you will observe that the whole effort of the english mind is directed to find a difficulty, defect or an impossibility in it.
The manager swiftly overtook him, sliding effortlessly past the skinny Englishman, with the practiced ease of someone used to slinking around ailing, despotic monarchs. - Tom Vater
But to understand English is one thing; to understand an Englishman who talks is another. - Aleister Crowley
Report writing, like motor-car driving and love-making, is one of those activities which almost every Englishman thinks he can do well without instruction. The results are of course usually abominable.