Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas. They're never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal. - Lenore Hershey
AIR, n. A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the fattening of the poor. - Ambrose Bierce
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening. - Alexander Woollcott
Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock