Funerals seem less about comforting the souls of these dearly departed than aboutcomforting the people they leave behind. - Rin Chupeco
New cells are born everyday and old cells die, but they have neither funerals nor birthdays. - Thich Nhat Hanh
Nothing shines up a halo faster than death Matthew. But funerals are for the living... and revising history... only dilutes the lessons we should learn from it. - Father Lantom, Daredevil
I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly. - Mark Twain
Go to other people's funerals or they won't come to yours. - Yogi Berra
I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things - disease and death... I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals.
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days. - Garrison Keillor
Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or cars only when they start being able to take ‘their’ house to work, funerals, weddings, etc. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana