Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass that's somehow connected to birth. - Hugh Elliott
Entrepreneurs don't have weekends or birthdays or holidays. Every day is my weekend, my birthday, my holiday. OR, every day is my work day. Mostly it's a choice. - Richie Norton
That's how we should celebrate all birthdays... with an ass-kicking. - Mord McGhee
Why just celebrate birthdays? Why not celebrate every day? In reality, we are born anew everyday. Everyday is a Birthday! - RVM
What they don't understand about birthdays and what they never tell you is that when you're eleven, you're also ten, and nine, and eight, and seven, and six, and five, and four, and three, and two, and one. - Sandra Cisneros
New cells are born everyday and old cells die, but they have neither funerals nor birthdays. - Thich Nhat Hanh