I would not attack the faith of a heathen without being sure I had a better one to put in its place. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
Like the pagans of old, unaffected by climate, the British were now dancing around a giant phallus. Unlike the pagans theirs was a sterile phallus, disarmed by condoms and pills - the first heathen sexual cult to be based around sterility rather than fertility. - Peter Hitchens