Nowadays, you can do anything that you want—anal, oral, fisting—but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection. - Slavoj Žižek
Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms. - Inga Muscio
Like the pagans of old, unaffected by climate, the British were now dancing around a giant phallus. Unlike the pagans theirs was a sterile phallus, disarmed by condoms and pills - the first heathen sexual cult to be based around sterility rather than fertility. - Peter Hitchens
Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. - Andrew Smith