Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands. - Oscar Wilde
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient. - H. L. Mencken
American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers. - W. Somerset Maugham
Pride is the chief cause in the decline in the number of husbands and wives. - Neil Diamond
The battle for our lives, and the lives of our children, our husbands, our friends, our families, and our nation, is waged on our knees. - Stormie Omartian
There are good fathers and bad fathers, good sons and bad sons, good husbands and bad ones, but great friends are all alike. We choose them and keep them. We aren’t bound to them by anything but love. - Sarah Manguso
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral. - Unknown
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done. - Kin Hubbard
Like the ski resort full of girls hunting for husbands and husbands hunting for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives. - Marilyn Monroe
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping. - Rita Rudner
I think people need to recognize that those of us who have been so much influenced by violence in the media- in particular pornographic violence- are not some kinds of inherent monsters. We are your sons, and we are your husbands. And we grew up in regular families. - James C. Dobson
Having seen all of their fathers and husbands walk out the door[...], each woman understood most completely the nature of women's interconnectedness. Being reliant upon only women also had meant that the particulars of problem solving were addressed in ways known to women and using women's methods. - Tracey Lindberg
It [feminism] is mixed up with a muddled idea that women are free when they serve their employers but slaves when they help their husbands. - G.K. Chesterton
I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands, or commanding wives. - Benjamin Franklin
It's a fathers job to spoil his daughters shamelessly, it's their husbands job to tame them. Prince Zehava-The Dragon Prince - Melanie Rawn
Life is all one piece. Men err when they think they can be inhuman exploiters in their business life, and loving husbands and fathers at home. For achievement without love is a cold and tight-lipped murderer of human happiness everywhere.
Changing husbands is only changing troubles. - Kathleen Norris
I like the way we talk to each other. It feels honest. It was different with Manuel. One of us always had to win. Husbands and wives do that, worry more about being right than being truthful. - Richard Lange
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? - Zsa Zsa Gabor
It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. - Pat Robertson
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
[Feminism is] a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. - Pat Robertson
There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands. - Sacha Guitry
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.
If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses? - George Moore
The battle for our lives, and the lives of our children, our husbands, our friends, our families, & our nation, is waged on our knees. - Stormie Omartian