Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language, and forthwith it is something entirely different. -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The truth, he thought, has never been of any real value to any human being - it is a symbol for mathematicians and philosophers to pursue. In human relations kindness and lies are worth a thousand truths. -Graham Greene

Democracy can't work. Mathematicians, peasants, and animals, that's all there is-- so democracy, a theory based on the assumption that mathematicians and peasants are equal, can never work. Wisdom is not additive; its maximum is that of the wisest man in a given group. -Robert A. Heinlein

Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics. -Bill Gaede

Thirty-five craters on the moon are named for Jesuit scientists and mathematicians. -Thomas E. Woods Jr.

The good Christian should beware of mathematicians. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell. -Augustine of Hippo