I am into parallel monogamy.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde
Confusing monogamy with morality has done more to destroy the conscience of the human race than any other error. - George Bernard Shaw
Now I'm just like everybody else, and it's so funny, the way monogamy is funny, the waysomeone falling down in the street is funny.I entered a revolving door and emergedas a human being. When you think of meis my face electronically blurred? - Jeffrey McDaniel
POLYGAMY, n. A house of atonement, or expiatory chapel, fitted with several stools of repentance, as distinguished from monogamy, which has but one. - Ambrose Bierce
Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.