Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends - H. L. Mencken
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see her son-in-law suffer in her dreams.
The day two girls or women can genuinely be friends to each other, we will see then no war, camouflaged or open, between the wife and her mother-in-law in any house. - Anuj Somany
I’m creating a self help show called Self Talk. I’ll insult myself for an hour then open phone lines to a fitness coach & my mother-in-law. - Ryan Lilly
When I write, it feels like there are two little creatures that sit on each of my shoulders. One whispers, "You can do this. You've got what it takes." The other sounds like my mother-in-law. - Carla H. Krueger
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Voltaire
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.'' - Joan Rivers
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
Peter remained on friendly terms with Christ notwithstanding Christ's having healed his mother-in-law. - Samuel Butler
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law. - Japanese Proverb