The TSA must think we're mushrooms. You know, the way they are trying to keep us in the dark, and the way they keep feeding us a fertilizing agent that comes from the south end of a north-bound cow. - Douglas Wilson
Mushrooms, growing in the deep forest. What do you hope to achieve? - Marty Rubin
Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I’ll be damned if Rick Perry didn’t take me up on that. - Bill Maher
It’s not nice to think of children growing up like mushrooms, in the dark. - Shirley Jackson