I write for the beauty of the printed word"from PREFACE to BIPOLAR BUFFALO - Anthony Antek
KINDNESS, n. A brief preface to ten volumes of exaction. - Ambrose Bierce
If you want to impress someone, simply make up a vocation and preface it with the words molecular or theoretical (as in molecular biologist or theoretical physicist). After you do this no one will question the veracity of anything you say—whether it is related to your putative vocation or not. - Clifford Cohen