The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. - Woody Allen
The weirder you are going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person. - P. J. O'Rourke
. . .the young man who rings the bell at the brothel is unconsciously looking for God. - Bruce Marshall
Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton
Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true. - Morrissey
A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. - Herbert Spencer
I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on this sofa, it would be ninety per cent disappointment. - Danny Wallace
For some there is no musicNo lightsNo fireNo untamed madness that breathes lifeThere is workAnguishFrustrationRageDespairA dullness that rings like wooden thunder - Henry Rollins
Beauty has its magic and charm. It touches our heart and rings the alarm. - Debasish Mridha
The postman always rings twice. - James M. Cain
it is an ocean of burning oil I am cast adrift upon, no sea’s repose; I pass from waking agonies… to the semiconscious trance of torment in which the smaller, earlier, deeper rings of the brain know only that the nerves scream, the body aches, and there is no one to turn crying to for comfort. - Iain Banks
Women who are into Lord of The Rings & The Hobbit are, like, the coolest people in the world - Ed Sheeran
The K-T impact had no evident long-lasting effect on the redwoods. It's possible that, after the impact, the redwoods sprouted up from the remains of their root systems, rising up in fairy rings in a ruined world ... - Richard Preston
When a man only rings you late at night, when he only wants to see you late at night, when he doesn't take you out for dinner, or introduce you to his friends, or spend any time or attention on you, then this is not a relationship. This is sex. - Jane Green
If freedom rings, then bondage bombs. - Anthony Liccione
Poetry is the language of the soul;Poetic Prose, the language of my heart.Each line must flow as in a song,and strike a chord that rings forever.To me, words are music! - Lori R. Lopez
You can tell the number of hours spent on a work by counting the number of coffee rings on your desk. - A.D. Posey
The trees at Cloudwalk have been my friends for forty years. I'm sure if I were sawed in half, our rings would match. - Diane Von Furstenberg