All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?' I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad. - Matt Groening
One day, Dane snarled, I’m going to put your nuts in a grinder and make a testicle salad sandwich. - Gena Showalter
Real men don't make salad - Pete Decker
High fashion has the shelf life of potato salad. - Barbara Kingsolver
My salad days, when I was green in judgement, cold in blood. - William Shakespeare
CLEOPATRA: My salad days,When I was green in judgment: cold in blood,To say as I said then! But, come, away;Get me ink and paper:He shall have every day a several greeting,Or I'll unpeople Egypt. - William Shakespeare
I don't know what it is about food your mother makes for you, especially when it's something that anyone can make - pancakes, meat loaf, tuna salad - but it carries a certain taste of memory. - Mitch Albom
If Enlightenment was the salad, Entanglement is the soup - Neri Oxman
Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person’s attempt to appear in control. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
My salad days,When I was green in judgment. - William Shakespeare