Berlin is the testicle of the West. When I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin. - Nikita Khrushchev
One day, Dane snarled, I’m going to put your nuts in a grinder and make a testicle salad sandwich. - Gena Showalter
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. - Oliver Oliver Reed