The cop looks annoyed, like we're giving him a headache. I want to explain everything to him that its really not as screwed up as it all sounds, but then I remember that it is. - johnathon trooper
People are screwed up in this world. I'd rather be with someone screwed and open about it than somebody perfect and...you know... ready to explode. - Ned Vizzini It's kind of a Funny Story
No book dropped from "up there". If it did, you say, then something is screwed up somewhere between your neck, and the top of your head. - Fakeer Ishavardas
If your religion requires, as an article of faith, to hate people of other religions and faiths, you and your ism are screwed up, mate. - Fakeer Ishavardas
MILLENNIUM, n. The period of a thousand years when the lid is to be screwed down, with all reformers on the under side. - Ambrose Bierce
Maybe I should have screwed up.
Truth I have no trouble with, it's the facts I get all screwed up.
Most probably your belief system is screwed up. And so were your ancestors, before you. And now, maybe so are you. Overcome it, you! - Fakeer Ishavardas
Expect nothing from People with cheap thoughts. Because, You will end up screwed! - Mohith Agadi
God did create a world without sin. We just screwed it up. - Wesley Miller
Quote taken from Chapter 1: That's the idea. Listen, Frank, this one is different. She's a keeper." He let that part gel in me. "Get your head screwed on straight and move to Richmond. You hate it living in Pelham. - Ed Lynskey