Reality is okay if you have a friend that will help you up when it comes around to smack you in the face. - Xena Thornton
A psychiatrist once told me early in treatment, Stop trying to make me like you, and what a sobering and welcome smack in the face that statement was. Yet somehow, every day of my life is still a campaign for popularity, or better yet, a crowded funeral. - John Waters
What we are about to have here is a holy water smack down! - David Donaghe
It is hard to be kind to those who smack the hands that feed you. - Jackson Taviri
Where the human need for order meetsthe human tendency to mayhem, where civilization runs smack against its discontents, you find friction, and a great deal of general wear and tear. - Ian McEwan
Jinx, I know you just lost your grandfather, but you straighten out your tone right now or I will smack you one! - Kathy Bryson, Fighting Mad