Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union. - Joseph Stalin
The Soviet Union is going to have a human-rights explosion. You'll have hundreds of thousands of dissidents.
In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than to advance. - Joseph Stalin
If atheism solved all human woe, then the Soviet Union would have been an empire of joy and dancing bunnies, instead of the land of corpses. - John C. Wright
In the Soviet Union we have a saying, a pessimist is someone who believes things can't get any worse. An optimist thinks maybe they can. - Abel Aganbegyan