The distance a goldfish swims is not controlled by the bowl. - Les Coleman
Sex swims in marriage, while sex sinks in sin of being single. - Anthony Liccione
You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'. - Gary Larson
She walks in beauty.I am trampled by it.She swims in beauty.I drown in it. - Khang Kijarro Nguyen
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it. - Philip, Duke of Edinburgh