A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld
Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date. - Jacob M. Appel
Time changes nothing, girl, but the size of your underwear. . .and hopefully your hairdo. - Minton Sparks
Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn’t as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Well, Woody, It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.
There is a certain loveliness, I think, to performing deep cleaning in one’s underwear on a beautiful summer day. - Agnostic Zetetic
Writing without revising is the literary equivalent of waltzing gaily out of the house in your underwear. - Patricia Fuller
Holy shit, you're so big."He wasn't a conceited ass when it came to his dick, but it wasn't the first time he'd heard a woman say that. However, coming from Lucie, he suddenly felt like He-Man, minus the fur underwear. - Gina L Maxwell