Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
But what use is the unicorn to you if your intellect doesn't believe in it? - Umberto Eco
I'm a fucking Unicorn - So what.! - jmemo
I think that if you have a horse, pegasus, qilin, or unicorn, you should sit on it! You should stroke its hair, whisper in its ear, be one with it! And you shouldn't feel sorry if other people don't have one. - C. JoyBell C.
I might act like a rhinoceros, but I'm a unicorn. - Nuno Roque
When someone told me I live in a fantasy land, I nearly fell off my unicorn. - Unknown
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. - Dave Turner
When a unicorn is slain, men have destroyed again the image of beauty that they seek. - Nicholas Stuart Gray
The prostate might as well have been a mythological creature like a unicorn or Leprechaun only acknowledged through whispery giggles among women brunching with their gay friends. - Maggie Young
An elephant is almost a unicorn! - Laura C Goodwin
Advice to Young Poets Never pretend to be a unicorn by sticking a plunger on your head. - Martín Espada