Quotation Explorer - 'Russell Brand'

We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors. - Russell Brand
By puberty I learned that nothing worth having could be easily attained and to succeed one must be single minded. - Russell Brand
Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient. - Russell Brand
Have you been out in society recently? 'Cause it's SHIT. - Russell Brand
Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do. - Russell Brand
I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar! - Russell Brand
People don't realize that the future is just now, but later. - Russell Brand
Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory. - Russell Brand
We’re naked under our clothes; we both know what it’s like to need to fart and hold it in, or not be able to get a hard-on, or worry that a bloke across the room might be looking at your bird and you might have to fight him but he looks well hard. - Russell Brand
Companies' motives to make profit means they neglect inherent social or moral values. - Russell Brand
I am naïve and I have fucked up but I tell you something else. I believe in change. I don't mind getting my hands dirty because my hands are dirty already. I don't mind giving my life to this because I'm only alive because of the compassion and love of others. - Russell Brand
This is no time for drinking a mug of water - which you would do nowhere else in the world. A mug of water! You just don't drink water from mugs, do ya? Except on the telly. Water out of a mug! Should be a hot drink... mug of water. - Russell Brand
I don't like doing anything that makes you sweat if you don't come at the end of it. - Russell Brand
Every moment is a fresh new beginning, a wonderful inauguration of the great cosmic journey through the universe. We can do whatever we want. We can change reality at any moment. - Russell Brand
I recognize that I have the ability to be selfish, but I also recognize that you can't be happy if you only care about yourself at the expense of other people. - Russell Brand
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